lazarusthewarlock:

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For April fool’s, this account will NOT have any:

-screamers

-flashing images

-fake emergency announcements

-images/videos of dead things

-loud videos

-jump scares

-lewd/NSFW pictures/videos

-unreality

For April fool’s, this account CANNOT promise a lack of:

-rickrolls

-stickbugs

-gnomes

-animals doing weird but cute things

-dad jokes

Oh hell yes bring it on

baconmancr:
“ argumate:
“ kropotkindersurprise:
“September 22 2020 - A Hillsboro man convicted to 6 months for drug possession managed to make his escape from the courthouse. A cop trying to stop him gave himself broken ribs and a concussion and had...

baconmancr:

argumate:

kropotkindersurprise:

September 22 2020 - A Hillsboro man convicted to 6 months for drug possession managed to make his escape from the courthouse. A cop trying to stop him gave himself broken ribs and a concussion and had to be taken to hospital, while the hero of our story managed a clean getaway and is still on the loose. [video]

drug possession? anyone willing to put that much effort into escaping deserves their freedom I reckon.

“In Mexico,[6] Belgium,[7] Germany,[8] the Netherlands[9], Sweden[10] and Austria,[11] the philosophy of the law holds that it is human nature to want to escape. In those countries, escapees who do not break any other laws are not charged and no extra time is added to their sentence.“

This man is my hero

thetatteredveil:

shymagnolia:

shymagnolia:

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

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…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

enjolrass-barricadebooty:

Want to feel like a dark academic while relaxing? Here are a few ways to practice self-care in a dark academia way:

  • Read Dracula/Frankenstein/anything by Edgar Allen Poe on a stormy night while wrapped up in a blanket with a warm drink.
  • Recite Shakespearean monologues to your pets.
  • Read The Picture of Dorian Gray out loud to your plants.
  • Brew your favorite tea for yourself.
  • Fling yourself onto a divan (make it homoerotic as possible).
  • Take a bath with rose petals with some Hozier songs playing in the background.
  • Read the Odyssey on the beach.
  • Go out into nature and read some of Keats’s poems.
  • Listen to classical music while making crafts.
  • Watch a historical documentary.
  • Knit a neutral-colored cardigan or sweater.
  • Pick some mushrooms in a forest, if you see some college kids in Dionysian madness, mind your business.